The Great Bisto Crisis of 2010
Seemingly I have become a food-hoarding loon.Now, my being a hoarder will not be news to most of you (although when it comes to yarn I prefer to think of myself as a collector rather than a hoarder....
View ArticleI'm Eight Weeks and Craving Peanut Butter Cups
I Like It On The Back Of The Couch.I'm Going to Las Vegas For Eight Months.October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and there have been a ton of memes on Facebook in the last couple of weeks. All I...
View ArticleIn Which I Lose My Virginity at Denny's In Portland
Oh bless you. The ten of you who are still reading. You've been reading and hoping, just waiting for this post, haven't you?And it's not going to be nearly as titillating as you'd like. I guess about...
View ArticleUpon Cats
I used to have cats. I love cats. They are mysterious, affectionate, impenetrable, indispensable.But of late, I have been reading on Facebook about all of these things that people's cats have been...
View ArticleLong Time Gone
Yeah, me and the Dixie Chicks.We've both been a long time gone, but I suspect that more people have been awaiting their return than the number who have been awaiting mine.But I'm back.I haven't blogged...
View ArticleShould. And Better.
I've been struggling with a lot of things of late. Well, let's be honest; for years.And tonight someone said something about how I "should" do something with regard to knitting and it just set me off....
View ArticleUpon Artistic Appreciation
I was reading a book tonight, and one of the characters said "this is a play that would be best presented in the dark. And in pantomime."This reminded me of one of my favourite reviews, which started...
View ArticleIf You ... Wanna Call Me Baby ...
Just go away now.Yeah, I know that's not how the song goes, but it's all I want to sing right now. I'm really hard to offend (being frequently offensive, myself) but ... there are some things I just...
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Oh No, You Di'nt!
Those of you who have met me in person (and there are lots of you) are usually surprised when you meet me. I mean, despite the vigorous cussage that occurs here and the strong opinions, I'm actually...
View ArticleAre You Going to Scarborough Fair?
If so, I hope you have a lovely time.We, however, are not.Today is Food Onna Stick day, Chez Lapin. We are going to go to the PNE. Whilst there we shall eat ALL the things. Most of the things will be...
View ArticleYay!
Just a quick update, seeing I'm at work. We got our bag back, complete with sketchbooks! It had been tossed out back of the townhouse complex where we live, and when I was telling my neighbour about...
View ArticleAddendum
And, dear asshole, the little girl whose art you stole?When she was around seven, she drew and painted a dragon. It was displayed at a local mall for about a month, and then it went to our nation's...
View ArticleIt Sucks To Be You
An open letter to the screaming assflap who thought it was ok to break into my car last night:Dear Sir/Madam/Dickhead:Fairly recently, we got a second car. We purchased (for an unbelievably low price)...
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Bella Aviva
Bella Aviva 003, a photo by Rabbitch on Flickr.Y'all asked for a picture. I live to serve :) Here's my baby in all of her glory. I think she'd like some carrots now, please.
View ArticleWhile I Was Out
I still haven't figured out how to put line breaks in this thing. I lie -- just figured it out. Hopefully later today.Anyhow, while I was out I did a number of things. I went to several fibre fests, I...
View ArticleThis One Goes Out To The One I Love
O hai. Yes, I've been gone a long time, and I'm quite sure there are only two people still reading. I had some things to work out, and I had thought I had nothing left to say. Apparently that was...
View ArticleSilent Poetry Reading, in Honour of St. Brigid
To A Mouse.On turning her up in her nest with the plough, November 1785.(Robert Burns)Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,O, what a panic's in thy breastie!Thou need na start awa sae hastyWi...
View ArticleThe Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the hutchNot a creature was stirring;We'd eaten too much....I'll finish the poem after I've had some sleep. That whole turkey thing did me in.But in the...
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In The Halls of the Mountain King
That's where I've been. In the halls, the caves. Caverns.Sorting shit out. I will neither confirm nor deny that I was gnawing on rodents whilst in the caves. We will never again speak of this.I've also...
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